I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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