I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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