So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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