if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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