If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
