Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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