I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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