Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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