It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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