I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Boobs are out for the taking
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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