I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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