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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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