The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
