New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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