We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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