We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
