Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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