I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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