i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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