the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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