he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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