I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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