Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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