Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I have feelings that need drinking.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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