I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There r osticjed everywhere
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
