Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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