Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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