When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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