is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Dick very happy bro
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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