this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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