it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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