I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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