he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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