how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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