After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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