At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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