I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Randomize
