After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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