so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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