Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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