Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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