Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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