yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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