i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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