Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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