took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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