I heard we made out
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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