**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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