Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
should my penis look like a turkey
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize