O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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