We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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