The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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