I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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